L.G.C. |Reviews| — Goat Simulator

This week your intrepid heroes defy physics, lick airplanes, and unlock our inner Michael Bay.


Chairquisition:

– Nooope

– Not sure if want

– Check it out

– Shutupandtakemymonies


Game: \m/ simulator

Webzone: http://www.goat-simulator.com/

Devel: Coffee Stain Studios

Engine: Unreal Engine 3

Price: $/€9.99

Wazzat: Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.


Makes with the working

V-

  • Still nopes when changing zones.

  • Does not save game progress (I noticed this AFTER collecting 15 statues)

J-

P-

  • No crashing on the calculator!


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Shiny / Sounds

V-

  • I don’t know what it is about the soundtrack ..but I dig it.

  • Explosions splode, people scream etc.. no complaints.

  • /W everything on 11 it’s completely playable minus the occasional slowdown during complex scenes. (in all fairness this is usually me collecting 50 splode tanks)

  • Dont’ even THINK about enabling MSAA

J-

P-

  • UE3 is second only to Unity when it comes to lack of optimization.

  • To get an even remotely playable frame count on the open sauce drivers, I needed to turn just about every graphical “enhancement” off.


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Control

V-

  • Because I don’t play a FPG /w a controller.

  • No issue /w keyboard + gerbil controls.

J-

  • Contoller support is fucked

P-

  • Mouse sensitivity has two modes:

    • ZOMG look at me so twitchy; and

    • Slide mouse off the desk to look slightly to the right.


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FUN

V-

J-

  • The game is surprisingly deep for what it is.   Good on the devs for that

P-

  • XCOM: Enemy Unknown is the better UE3 port! Sorry, Ryan.

  • Bugs are fun until they force you to restart the level.

    • And when you have to restart it for the third time in less than 2 minutes because the roads become ethereal and you fall through the world, all its charm kinda goes out the window.


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