This week your intrepid heroes quote Pulp Fiction, eat some brains, and ..hear voices.
Chairquisition:
Game: Three Dead Zed
Webzone: http://www.threedeadzed.com/
Devel: Gentleman Squid Studio
Engine: Custom Built
Price: Desura: 4.99 Steam: Sale 4.97 normally 5.99 Gameolith:6.40
Wazzat: Take control of an experimental zombie that can transform into three unique and distinct forms. With quick reflexes, a little problem solving, and some rescued kittens, players make a violent exit that won’t be forgotten by their captors.
Makes with the working
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Shiny / Sounds
V-
I’m a sucker for hand drawn characters / environments
Gah the voice work. Devels, spend a few wet stinky on that business.
J-
Hand drawn is alright, but its fairly par for the course
Looks and sounds like something I might have played on newgrounds back in the day, so no points for that
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- OH GOD THE VOICES!
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Control
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From now on (for me at least) any game that recommends a controller and does not include rebindable controls loses two chairs automatically.
Yeah, you had four chair controls but only for the Xclone.
J-
This is one of those games that requires some pixel perfect accuracy
The controls do not facilitate this\
The fucking ladders
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I just fucking noticed that now….
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FUN
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I can already hear it “but Vinnnn you liked Rocket Birds and it’s kinda the same thing”
Granted this game is quirky like Rocket Birds but it lacks a little something. A FK mothering story that I’m interested it.
You take away what little (also boring) story there is and you end up /w Trine on a budget.
If this game has one original gaming mechanic is must be an Easter egg because I can’t FKN find it.
J-
The trine mechanic is alright. Not really a lot of variety between the different zombies, which was what gave trine it’s charm
THOSE FUCKING LADDERS
The game is an exercise in frustration, because when you’re off by a pixel you have to restart the whole damn level, and again the controls really don’t offer that kind of precision
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The fun value is ok but the voice overs really kill the gameplay with horrible acting.
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Final –
This game is not fun or interesting.
