Ryan - Pipewire vs Jack Comments

Sent for humor, drenched in sarcasm. Love the show, etc etc.

I finally accepted your challenge to send a steaming pile of sh*t to your inbox and light it on fire with a burning flame, exploding with old school Internet vitriol. Venn has proudly stated multiple times that pipewire is for people who can’t figure out how to use jack. Well sir, I was greatly disappointed when I saw you using package managers with flagrant disregard of their impact on your machines.

Package managers are for people who can’t figure out how to use make!

Why do you insist on using Debian with its watered down apt-get when you could produce smaller and faster binaries building BSD, from source, by hand, with “make world”? Have you no shame? Does performance mean nothing to you at all, sir!?

I suppose you’re the kind of man that uses a hammer to pound on things. Well sir, hammer’s are a bloated misuse of resources that prevent you from participating in the visceral experience of beating the ever living sh*t out of something with your bare f*cking hands and a good old fashioned rock. If only you spent the time to learn how to use rocks properly, you would see their natural advantages.

Jack is for people who can't figure out how to use rocks to create sound from their linux machines by beating the hell out of them with sharp, jagged, boulders with some solid, full on, over the head swings.

With that, I bid you good day, sir.

I said, GOOD DAY, sir!