Dear Jordan,

lately I've been texting a lot with a very cute lady and if I'm lucky we might meet again next week.

Should I casually ask her if she has a boyfriend, or is this a nono-question?

Also, which of the following conversation topics is most suited?

- What people are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux... Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system...

- Vim is clearly a superior text-editor to EMACS

- Refer to her as "M'Lady" while tipping my imaginary fedora, or

- Mention Pedro Mateus, who - despite being a complete imbecile - got a horse named after himself.


Much Love,

Tim the Enchanter