My xbox controller (wired) died!

Now Im trying to play third-person games with my steam controller. Hitman, Mad Max, Shadow of Hordor, Tomb Raider - all made fucking miserble by the areola.

With twin-sticks I'm a head-shot master. With the areola... I can't even control the fuck-mothering camera correctly.

I've tried fuckulating the settings every-which-way, including the community recommended configs, but unless someone has any suggestions I can only see two solutions...

1. Start playing third-person games with a mouse and keyboard.

2. Buy another xbox controller!

I want to like you Valve, but... FUCK!!!