I don't know what to do, what to think or what to feel. Swedish people aren't funny, they're nice and they wear their heart on their sleeves but goddamn dude are they sobersided.

Please help me, I don't know what to do, how can I be more serious and unfunny if I were to survive in the land of Norse people. Also, this snow thing is funny.

Also they get wasted after like four cans of this watery beer called norrland guld and people around here don't like whiskey.

Jodan I plead to you plehs pleh me for I not havings the love to give

Signed, Potatothundernipplydoodads