Hello Dear Comrade Pedro blyad.

Your comrade in hidding from capitalismic porkies would like to ffarn you, zat your 'pie' hole is being owned!

YOur hole, unless using non standard port for Name Do Main Translate(yes please!) is being communised by your Internetwork Provider of Services!

If you try to resolve some capitalist sitez wiz dnssex you will see, zhat someone has stolen public key?(why do you need key when all public has it? zis iz stupid!)

Anyway, you check those sitez, you try to revolve Service Domain for DNSsex based sites(i love those!) and your 'pie' hole will do exactly what your hole does when you eat pie!

How do zey say it? You have been PAWNED?

I know it ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶I̶ ̶a̶m̶ ̶v̶i̶r̶g̶i̶n̶. No, not correctly. Because I am owned Virgin? No...
YEZ, BECAUZE I HAVE VIRGIN HERE! Like you do!

DOmanin Name sexcurity over HTVF(Hypertext Vector Fidonet)!
Its only thing that can save your hole!
Hail all mighty Mithgol the Webmaster for teaching us the way!