Teh Protons

Now with the advent of Proton, as we strive to commit ever mounting and prodigious heresies against the GPL, we have here an outlet for our facile whimsy, but not without moral quandary.


For they give forth wisdom divine, their word is law, and their will only to be obeyed.

What sayeth they of heretic purchases in this new paradigm, where dual-booting and KVM passthroughs are now all but relegated to the dustbin of history?
- The Atomic Ass