Dear Linux Gamer Cast,

I'm writing to let you know of the untimely passing of our son Clarke. His three great joys in life were Linux Gaming, your show, and two liter bottles of Mountain Dew UPROAR (Berry Kiwi flavor).Clarke died last Saturday evening. The autopsy report shows his bladder exploded out through his abdomen, resulting in a fatal electric shock from his Arch-based Linux PC.

We'll probably never know why he held his pee in for so long. In his final moments he managed to scrawl a message on the floor, with a urine soaked finger:

"No intermission did this!"

We've no idea what this means. He was probably just delirious from the pain. Anyway, just wanted to let you know and thank you for bringing a modicum of joy into his life.