Dmitri - Lappy

Hellos Hairy Mustachio Paedro.

I need advice. I need to buy refurbished Laptopz. I will be puttyn'g Linuxez on itz. Ideally I want to have also Doze in VM. I don't care how screen looks like, as long as I can connect with WIfiez and type in 'ip addr'. Can you give advises? (will be used as basic troubleshooting tool to help older peoplez, looks and batteriez dont matterz)
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