When reviewing "Empty Clip 2.0" (LGC 564), you complained about the "strange controls". Well, I'm here to defend ESDF. It gives you access to more keys than WASD while also allowing for more convenient finger positioning (your index goes on the F key, which has that little bump so you don't need to look down to know you're in the right place). I bet if you give it a chance, it won't take long to retrain your muscle memory and you'll never look back.

Read more about our Lord and savior on http://use-esdf.org/ (hands pamphlet).

Let's agree that the real crime there is the dev forcing a choice on its users? "No settings for you!" may be a strategy that works on a console, but PC gamers (especially those on Linux) expect more customization.