I took my first cryptocurrency profits the other day. I used Bitcoin to buy $550 in groceries. That money's not real until you buy something real with it, IMO. My wife was really happy with me.

For the first time in years, she didn't regret marrying me. I put my single gilded bullet back into its lockbox for another week. I decided that I had earned a game on Steam. It was the exact day that Steam stopped accepting Bitcoin.

The damn lockbox doesn't open for another week.