I have come to believe that Strider is the beginning of a frightening, new and highly sophisticated breed of Windows gaming troll. A soulless creature hell-bent on being the most subtle and thorough infiltrator into our fragile niche. His one fiendish goal… to gather our trust, earn his place and then when we least expect it (I’m assuming at the first sign of a break in Metro: Last Light) turn to us when we are our most vulnerable and shout a: “WORX ON WINDOWS!” trailed cruelly by a spine-chilling “trolololololol”.
I’m afraid.
