50 shades of God

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    linuxgnuru
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    Quote:
    Ezekiel 23:19-21New International Version (NIV)

    19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

    #74219
    Frojoe
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    Go read the Song of Solomon.

    #74224
    WrenchTurner
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    Read the King James version or you’re all going to hell.

    #74225
    Venn Stone
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    WrenchTurner wrote:
    Read the King James version or you’re all going to hell.

    Awww, that cuts out the part where jesus struck a kid dead.

    #74226
    Orn
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    Venn wrote:
    Awww, that cuts out the part where jesus struck a kid dead.

    When I as in 6th grade I almost neck snapped a kid in my class coz he was an asshole, so technically I almost killed a kid, Am I almost Jesus?.

    Flash forward 2015, saw that guy the other day in a mall I was roaming endlessly for no reason. Remembered me and his face went racistly white and went the other way

    #74227
    Pedro Mateus
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    And in space Portuguese, should ever the need arouse… arise.

    Ezequiel 23:19-21 wrote:
    Todavia ela multiplicou as suas prostituições, lembrando-se dos dias da sua mocidade, em que se prostituíra na terra do Egito.
    E enamorou-se dos seus amantes, cuja carne é como a de jumentos, e cujo fluxo é como o de cavalos.
    Assim trouxeste à memória a perversidade da tua mocidade, quando os do Egito apalpavam os teus seios, por causa dos peitos da tua mocidade.
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