Thurgood Jenkins: The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, especially when it comes to reefer.
… MacGyver Friend: Hey, man, we’re out of papers. MacGyver Smoker: All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil. MacGyver Friend: We don’t have a corkscrew. MacGyver Smoker: All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.
[Friend looks at him funny] MacGyver Smoker: Trust me, bro. I’ve made bongs with less. Hurry up!