In the beginning Programmer created the Computer. Now the Computer was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Programmer was hovering over the waters.
And Programmer said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. Programmer saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. Programmer called the light “Rust,” and the darkness he called “C++.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.