Mother Nature breaks her foot off in your arse-organ!
Game: The Long Dark
Wazzat: The Long Dark is a thoughtful, exploration-survival experience that challenges solo players to think for themselves as they explore an expansive frozen wilderness in the aftermath of a geomagnetic disaster.
Mandatory US Disclosure: The developers sent Pedro a key.
Get ready for a Linux Busted Ass Early Access Show about, you guessed it, a first-person survival game with crafting elements on Steam.
If that sentence alone wasn’t enough to send you packing, I shall then tell you that you’ll need to pay 20 wet stinkies of your local space currency or $21.99 if you’re up in Canadia. That’s right! If you’re Canadian and you want to play this Early Access game which takes place in the Great White North, then you’ll need to shell out a premium.
“But Pedro, that’s because the Canadian dollar is worth less than the US dollar!” – I hear you say. The €uro has been pricier than the US Dollar since inception and you don’t see a lot of games pricing themselves accordingly, do you?!
To address some of the things I didn’t know about in the video or I simply forgot to look up before-hand:
- There are currently no plans to make the game Multiplayer in any shape or form, according to the devs;
- It runs on the Unity engine, version 5
- They say the game will be in Early Access until they “launch the full Story Mode game in 2015”, it’s probably safe to assume that’s going to be delayed a bit.
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