This week your intrepid heroes fight dotzis, wait on loading screens, and wonder what else $39.99 could buy.
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As with all (beta) reviews this focuses on if you should drop the wet stinky before the native port is finished. Every category has a little “makes /w the working” in it.
Game: Deadfall Adventures (beta)
Webzone: deadfall-game.com
Devel: The Farm 51
Engine: Unreal Engine 3
Price: $39.99/€39.99
Wazzat: Deadfall Adventures is an action-driven first-person shooter, spiced up with elements from action-adventure games. Hunt for treasures, explore unknown regions of the world and rescue the damsel in distress from the clutches of enemies, both earthly and not-so-earthly.
Makes with the working
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This thing goes down faster than John Barrowman at a Scott Bakula look-alike contest.
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For 32-bit users all I can say is RUN FKRS! RUN!
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On my 64-bit AMD350D it “runs” but you never know when a spite crash is around the corner.
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It only took resetting the game thee times to actually play it
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Holy loading times batman!
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Menu and changing options works. Game itself crashes as it starts to load 99% of times
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It’s the exact same problem Painkiller had. They got that fixed, why not fix it here too?
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Managed to get past the menu a couple of times. First time, it crashed as the second part of the opening cutscene was about to start.
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Shiny / Sounds
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Unreal Engine 3 is really showing its age.
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Animation rigging is laughable
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Would have gotten 3 chairs, but the voice acting is god awful and these people don’t shut up
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They also think they’re funny. Its my job to harp at the plot inconsistencies, not you “Quatermain”
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This game is basically Painkiller with a different texture pack
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Control
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Press the middle gerbil button and cringe.
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Mouse sensitivity is way the fuck too low
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Like venn said, middle button is stupid
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Mouse sensitivity is jacked up higher than Painkiller, even on the lowest setting
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Mouse smoothing is broken. It really doesn’t have any point in being there.
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FUN
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Unplayable on 32-bit and crashy on 64 mixed /w the general (available in the non-beta) bugginess of the game.
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$39.99 for a third tier Uncharted wannabe
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What’s the point of having puzzles if they notebook shows you how to complete the,?
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I would excuse most of the issues @ $19.99, but you walked into Metro territory.
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It’s hella hard having fun while constantly thinking “I payed 40 wet stinky for this?!”
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How do you make a game about some Indiana Jones wannabe and have it come out worse than the refrigerator scene?
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Now I understand the 55 Metacritic score.
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