This week your intrepid heroes enjoy seizure menus, install DirectX compatible sound cards, and tend bars.
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Game: Spacebase DF-9
Webzone: http://store.steampowered.com/app/246090/
Devel: Double Fine Productions
Engine: Buddha Moai engine
Price: 21.99 CAD / 20.01 US / €19.99
Wazzat: Sim / Strategy
Makes with the working
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- Don’t have a “DirectX Compatible Sound Card” but it still worked.
- Yes by all rights the 1.0 release was fail-sauce but 1.06 has most everything sorted.
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- Catalyst drivers bros (in game text non-existent or garbbled)
- Open sauce yey
- SteamOS runs fine (Nvidia surprise)
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Shiny / Sounds
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- I would give it 3 but that menu is seizure inducing
- Really, that swirly shiz bang effect every, fkn, time, it opend caused me physical pain.
- I guess it had sounds but didn’t bother. You can only play a simulation /w Slayer with the possible exception of Enya
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- The music sort of reminds me of FTL’s. Except worse
- Everthing else is pretty middle of the road
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- Brings back memories of the old Theme Hospital days.
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- Catalyst drivers bros (in game text non-existent or garbbled)
- Open sauce yey
- SteamOS runs fine (Nvidia surprise)
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Control
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- The physical controls worked without issue.
- Digging into four submenus for every other item can eat a glorious bag of dicks.
- After 20min I noped.
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- The game has a really hard time explaining its mechanics properly.
- I guess that was something they were going to improve in the final version.
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FUN
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- Sims in spaaaaace!
- I can’t hate it. Really, if I was stuck on a island organ I would take a game like this ..and a satellite phone.
- That said, my brain nopes at resource management games. Why? Because it’s work and we should be getting payed.
J-
- This game reminds me a lot like FTL
- You know, minus the exploration, adventure, high stakes and overall fun
- MOTHERFUCKER I DON’T CARE IF YOU WANT TO BE A BARTENDER, I NEED YOU TO BUILD OXYGEN RECYCLERS OR I’LL JETTISON YOU TO GET THE OXYGEN I NEED!
- I do like the names they give your crewmen though
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- It was aiming to be Theme Hospital in space but it ended up being a very, very boring FTL where instead of going on an epic adventure you just micromanage a bunch of whiny bitches.
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- I was waiting forever for some Sims nookie action… fail.
- Like jordan said I don’t give a fuck what makes you happy do you damn job.
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