The Linux GameCast Weekly crew throw the review chairs at Private Infiltrator.
About:
In 1867, ASB was founded by a mysterious criminal figure. It was a private corporation with its sole purpose being global domination. Its intentions were masked to the public by the legitimate packaging business it had as a front. Another mysterious figure, rich, powerful and clever enough to deduce that ASB was behind the recent crime wave, founded WEC, a corporation whose sole task was to prevent the ASB from achieving their goal. Since then, an invisible war was fought between these two private corporations. Over the years, WEC had been slowly disrupting the ASB’s operations and preventing their plans from being materialised. After destroying most of the ASB’s assets, WEC sent their best Agent to the heavily guarded ASB Base in order to destroy both it and what was left of the ASB once and for all.
Scale:
Game: Private Infiltrator
Webzone: espionagenoirproductions.wordpress.com
Devel: Espionage Noir Productions
Engine: Unity
Price: $9.99
Makes with the working
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Quit your zippin’!
Ain’t no Linux version on Desura, either!
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Shiny / Sounds
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Cock tease. Intro graphics looked hella sweet but the actual game looks like something from 1996.
Sounds? Yeah, I guess it had sounds.
J-
Was Pretty choppy on ze steambox
Looks a bit like butt to be honest.
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The graphics and sounds work. Of course, they would have worked a lot better if it was in first person.
The Linux world needs a Thief: Deadly Shadows type game. Hell, I’d be happy with Dark Messiah of Might and Magic at this point. Ubisoft! Get on it!
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Control
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Moving from first to third person is absolute shit.
MOVEMENTISTHEKEYMECHANICOFTHEGAME!
J-
Oh, the camera is just fucking atrocious
The controls are unresponsive as balls
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Oh, WASD only. I can’t reassign the controls, can I? Well then…
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FUN
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Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupe
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I will not submit myself to the standards of a right-hand dominated society!!1!
In all seriousness, if I can’t move the character with the arrow keys I ain’t playin’ your game.
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Verdict-
What a turd
