This week your intrepid heroes have some drinks, watch a bit of pr0n, and molest a robot.
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Game: Drunken Robot Pornography
Webzone: http://www.dejobaan.com/drunken/
Devel: Dejobaan Games
Engine: Unity
Price: $14.99/€10.99
Wazzat: Bullet-hell, boss-battle, first-person shooter, with giant-robots, martinis and jetpacks. YES. Drink the cocktails. Fight the titans. Make your own Titans. Drink your friend’s cocktails.
Makes with the working
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Nothing, nada, zero problemo.
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Instead of one config file (~/.config/unity3d/Dejobaan Games, LLC/Drunken Robot Pornography/prefs) you have two (the second one being in the game’s SteamApps folder). So when the game starts cocking up with the extended desktop resolution I have to edit 2 different files to fix it.
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This game is completely buggy on my end.
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Lo and behold, this is what the level selection looks like for me!
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Shiny / Sounds
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Unity can do quasi-cell shaded graphics well. This takes advantage of that ..in spades.
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Nothing here will blow out your eye pussies but the textures are clean and the big boss thingys are well done.
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The soundtrack can eat a bag of dicks.
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The weapon sounds are flaccid as P-man in a room of hot ladies.
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Resolution cock-ups and Unity-tastic graphics.
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I didn’t hate the voice-acting!
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Control
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I’ve had more than one human rage-quit while using my desktop. I enjoy a stupid high sensitivity.
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Honestly, you need it in a game like this.
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Holy Mouse sensitivity batman
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Mouse sensitivity is far too twitchy even at the lowest setting
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You know how if you hold the left click the gun just shoots continuously? For me it only shoots like once a second.
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FUN
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I rather enjoy this game but it makes me feel the olds.
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I can keep up /w difficulty on 11 but I’m exhausted after a few rounds.
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Welcome to 30 motherfu*kers!
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Loses a chair because I was killed to death more than once from not being able to distinguish enemies from the background.
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This game bored me after 10 minutes
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I’ve used the shooting spit balls out of a straw analogy before, but this is just getting ridiculous.
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For me it’s completely broken and downright unplayable. It gets 1 chair because we don’t give out 0.
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