L.G.C. |Reviews| — Fake Colours

This week your intrepid heroes throw the chairs at Fake Colours for posting fake reviews.

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Game: Fake Colours

Webzone: http://www.fakecolours.com/ ; http://store.steampowered.com/app/334300
Devel:  Forthright Entertainment ,    Beyond-Limits-Games
Engine: Uni-freaking-ty
Price: $9.99

Wazzat: Fake Colours is a 3D cube rolling puzzle game in which the player must move three coloured blocks to their corresponding target squares.


CHAIRQUISITION! 

Scale:
CHAIR
– Nooope

CHAIRCHAIR– Not sure if want

CHAIRCHAIRCHAIR– Check it out

CHAIRCHAIRCHAIRCHAIR– Shutupandtakemymonies


Makes with the working

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  • You know I really dreaded spending the rest of my day playing another half-arsed cube based puzzle game.

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Shiny / Sounds

V-CHAIRCHAIR

  • Performance is locked at 60FPS and that’s what I get /w the 4K
  • The menu and level select screen look like placeholders
  • It’s cubes …in a void
  • The sleep inducing soundtrack makes me want to suck off a shotgun.

J-CHAIRCHAIR

P-CHAIRCHAIR

  • Oh lookie, it’s the Unity pop-up! Hadn’t seen that in awhile!

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Control

V-CHAIR

  • Partial controller support? WHAR?!
  • Can’t rebind keys? In 2015?
  • Your one step at a time camera control is bad and you should feel bad.

J-CHAIRCHAIR

  • Desperately needs controller support
  • Default key mapping is all over the place, which is fantastic when you’re being timed

P-CHAIR

  • It’s 2015 now.
  • Can we please allow people to rebind keys?
  • This UI was very clearly designed for a touch screen, it’s not what you want to see when you’re using a mouse and keyboard.
    • Microsoft learned that lesson, when will indie game devs?

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FUN

V-CHAIR

  • How can I have fun with a game that you have so little confidence in?
  • Put on your detective hats gumshoes!
  • I noticed they managed 9/10 from Gamespot and knowing they could not afford such a score I made /w the digging.
  • Enter Rizzonian1
  • Same person over at the IndieGameStand
  • Who is this international man of mystery?
  • The same one who posts the news for Forthright Entertainment, Brad.

J-CHAIR

  • Puzzle games can challenge and harden a mind
  • This one does not do that.   It bores me.

P-CHAIR

  • Played it for 20 minutes and I can safely say I’m done playing apps on PC.
  • The difficulty curve turns into an 89º upwards ramp at around level 3 then it flattens
  • It’s at that point the Chore curve goes from 0 to 100 and the levels take longer to complete based solely on the amount of bullshit you have to do.
    • That’s not good puzzle design!

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Final –CHAIRCHAIR

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