Fedora, Ubuntu, and Solus walk into a game. A quality assurance session breaks out.
Super Blood Hockey faces, the CHAIRQASITION!
CHAIRQUISITION:
– Nooope
– Not sure if want
– Check it out
– Shutupandtakemymonies
Game: Super Blood Hockey
Webzone: Super_Blood_Hockey
Devel: Loren Lemcke
Engine: Monogame
Price: £5.59 / US$7.99 / CA$8.79
Wazzat: Relive the golden age of arcade sports gaming with Super Blood Hockey — A violent homage to classic 8-bit and 16-bit ice hockey games.
Venn:
Does It Launch
- OOOTB
Performance @ 1080
- 60 hipster-pixels-per-second… most of the time.
Graphics
- One glitch in the tutorial but it sorted itself.
Control
- Steam controller mapped correctly.
Jordan:
Does It Launch
Performance @ 1080
- Make sure to disable vsync for maximum ferps
Graphics
- Zoom issue was there, sorted itself out
Control
- Picks up the dual shock 4
Pedro:
Does It Launch
- Actually remembers fullscreen/windowed settings.
Performance @ 1080
- Performance is great, unless you’re attempting to record it.
Graphics
- Much like Venn, during the fight scene in the tutorial, the game zoomed in all the way.
Control
- Controllers work, both the 8bitdo and the Mistress.
QA Score:
Fedora:
Soulless:
Ubuntu:
Fun?
- Venn:
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- Someone put MegaMan music in my hockey game.
- This reminds me of NES sports and that’s not a bad thing.
- It’s dead simple and hard to cock up.
- On easy it’s a proper challenge.
- Cutting the blood up to 500% is, cute.
- Has a battle mechanic like the old basketball fighting game.
- Lot’s of mutators to tinker with but some have to be unlocked.
- No online multiplayer :(
- It’s alright and a safe thing to try because you will know if it’s your JAM in the first five minutes.
- Jordan
-
- Man I fucking hate this game
- I like how the AI has all it’s shit together while your team is derptastic
- Honestly I’ve never really got the appeal of sports games. I haven’t played too many of them
- This is not one that changes my mind in any capacity
- Pedro
- I hate sports games.
- I thought maybe, with its focus on the goofy stuff and the emphasis on violence, may I could find something to enjoy here.
- I didn’t.
- It’s hipster pixel hockey game with perhaps the most annoying soundtrack I’ve heard since Pawarumi. Minus points for reminding me of that game!
- The only so called sports games I enjoy are racing ones and even then I draw the line on F1 games.
- Don’t like it. Didn’t change my mind on the genre and got itself muted pretty damn quickly.
Score:
Venn:
Jordan:
Pedro:
