CHAIRQASITION: Super Blood Hockey

Fedora, Ubuntu, and Solus walk into a game. A quality assurance session breaks out.

Super Blood Hockey faces, the CHAIRQASITION!


CHAIRQUISITION:
– Nooope

– Not sure if want

– Check it out

– Shutupandtakemymonies


Game: Super Blood Hockey 
Webzone: Super_Blood_Hockey
Devel: Loren Lemcke
Engine: Monogame
Price: £5.59 / US$7.99 / CA$8.79

Wazzat: Relive the golden age of arcade sports gaming with Super Blood Hockey — A violent homage to classic 8-bit and 16-bit ice hockey games.


Venn:

Does It Launch

  • OOOTB

Performance @ 1080

  • 60 hipster-pixels-per-second… most of the time.  

Graphics

  • One glitch in the tutorial but it sorted itself.

Control

  • Steam controller mapped correctly.

Jordan:  

Does It Launch

Performance @ 1080

  • Make sure to disable vsync for maximum ferps

Graphics

  • Zoom issue was there, sorted itself out

Control

  • Picks up the dual shock 4

Pedro:

Does It Launch

  • Actually remembers fullscreen/windowed settings.

Performance @ 1080

  • Performance is great, unless you’re attempting to record it.

Graphics

  • Much like Venn, during the fight scene in the tutorial, the game zoomed in all the way.

Control

  • Controllers work, both the 8bitdo and the Mistress.

QA Score:

Fedora:
Soulless:
Ubuntu:


Fun?

  • Venn:
    • Someone put MegaMan music in my hockey game.
    • This reminds me of NES sports and that’s not a bad thing.
    • It’s dead simple and hard to cock up.
    • On easy it’s a proper challenge.
    • Cutting the blood up to 500% is, cute.
    • Has a battle mechanic like the old basketball fighting game.
    • Lot’s of mutators to tinker with but some have to be unlocked.
    • No online multiplayer :(
    • It’s alright and a safe thing to try because you will know if it’s your JAM in the first five minutes.
  • Jordan
    • Man I fucking hate this game
    • I like how the AI has all it’s shit together while your team is derptastic
    • Honestly I’ve never really got the appeal of sports games.    I haven’t played too many of them
    • This is not one that changes my mind in any capacity
  • Pedro
    • I hate sports games.
    • I thought maybe, with its focus on the goofy stuff and the emphasis on violence, may I could find something to enjoy here.
    • I didn’t.
    • It’s hipster pixel hockey game with perhaps the most annoying soundtrack I’ve heard since Pawarumi. Minus points for reminding me of that game!
    • The only so called sports games I enjoy are racing ones and even then I draw the line on F1 games.
    • Don’t like it. Didn’t change my mind on the genre and got itself muted pretty damn quickly.

Score:

Venn:    
Jordan:
Pedro: 

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