The latest Steam beta comes with some big changes! Prices leak for the Asus ROG Ally, AMD announces the Z1 series CPUs, open-source Carmageddon, and why it’s normal to game in your 50s.
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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
00:30 Hello straw
00:58 ReCore is not bad
03:26 Racoon update
05:17 Pedro vs cloud
STEAM NEWS
08:21 Steam beta whooshy update
11:17 Open-source Steam client
NEW GAMES
14:23 Gravity Circuit
16:21 Lichenvale
18:21 Teslagrad Remastered
GAME UPDATES
20:49 Besiege new blocks
NEWS
29:49 AMD Z1 CPUs
34:23 ASUS ROG Ally pricing
40:49 Reverse-engineering Contra NES
43:47 Open-source remake of Carmageddon 1997
47:27 Gamers over 50 are a growing force
REVIEW
51:47 Photon Engineer
HATE MAIL
01:07:17 Shippy 1984
Colour key: Venn Jordan Pedro
Steam: News
- Somebody at Valve is learning how to make a Chromium based UI.
- We are the test subjects.
- It’s jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanky when browsing and scrolling.
- I had to roll back to the stable client.
- The new Steam overlay is nice and minimalistic
- Yeah! When first opening the window, even if the contents have all loaded, I can’t click or scroll at all for a solid 30 seconds.
- I like the notes app on the overlay, that alone may make paper obsolete for me.
- It uses libsteam so you probably won’t get vac banned maybe sorta kinda probably?
- Steam in under 70 mb. Sounds useful for getting files on to low memory ARM systems
- Don’t run it concurrently with actual steam.
- You’re gonna have a bad time.
- Hey look, a 64-bit client.
- No, Windows support is not planned.
- I like the idea of a Steam launcher that only launches games.
- VALVe needs to give this person a buttload of money and make it official.
- If you want to run Steam on older laptops/netbooks, this is significantly faster… once you manage to login.
Steam: New Games
- BionicCoMegaTroid… vania.
- Windows demo but it’s legit.
- Solid pixels and tight controls.
- #NotMegaMan
- I played Megaman X3 on the Saturn and that’s when I learned it wasn’t my thing.
- Yuip that’s some megaman X right there
- FPS == FIrst person Stabber
- Hexen meets elder scrolls?
- Needs the elusive Tuvok GPU
- Looks very Ziggurat-y, which is not a bad thing, only the focus is more on the slashing.
- The Painkiller-style arena shooter could use a solid slasher!
- RIP top-down Tesla.
- According to their system reqs no [email protected] 4 U
Steam: Game Updates
- Axle blocks and nom noms
- More efficient explosions
- No more blood transfer issue
News:
- Z1-extreme is getting 73 on Tombs.
- These little bois will support a maximum TDP of 30 Watts with a min of 15.
- I want some $150 Pi sized boards.
- Will we see a Z1 deck refresh?
- So… not actually an Asus exclusive?
- ThePhawx on Youtube did some extrapolating on the specs and claims these will be on par with the 7840U, the same one in the upcoming Ayaneo 2S.
- Sooo $51 more than the 512GB Deck.
- $700 is 1.16 4070’s.
- But you’re stuck trying to use windows with a controller.
- If Steam would release some *.iso goodness I would be a little more excited.
- How easy will this thing be to repair?
- Raw hardware performance is one thing, but this guy is gonna be the edge for most windows devs
- One of the main strengths of the steam deck is the tight control valve can exert over the environment in which most games run . Asus doesn’t have the brainpower or the infrastructure to do that with their model
- Break out the ca65.
- Ok most of this is over my head but I understand that this can break down the existing Contra (US) rom into library and then use that recompile into a byte for byte match of the original rom.
- Couldn’t get it to build but more games nintendo can’t do fk all about is a good thing.
- We can finally have Carmageddon on Linux.
- With SDL 2.
- Carmageddon II added a LAN Network multiplayer option with IPX.
- Don’t know about the first one.
- Doing a bit of searching turned up OpenC1.
- Brought to you by the Bi-weekly LGC trackmania streams
- It makes sense. If you were born in the early to mid ‘70s you got to grow up with colecovisions, ataris and arcades and you fall into this bracket
- It’s still kinda novel to some people that video games are a universal form of entertainment and these days it’s very much a cross generational thing
- About 50% of those gamers include mobile gamers, but those still do count!
- Again, our retirement homes are going to be lit, son.
- In your 50s maybe you’ve worked yourself to a cushy enough job, and with the ‘rona event, you have a lot of money to spend while working from home.
- And as Jordan mentions, mobile gaming is fucking huge.
CHAIRQUISITION:
– Nooope
– Not sure if want
– Check it out
– Shutupandtakemymonies
Game: Photon Engineer
Webzone: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2305110/Photon_Engineer/
Devel: Grégory Petit (aka Deer Vision)
Engine: Urchin Engine https://github.com/petitg1987/urchinEngine
Price: £19.99 / $20.49 / $32.50
Wazzat: Master laser manipulation and environmental control in this sci-fi puzzle game. Unleash your creativity and uncover the secrets of mysterious platforms that have suddenly appeared near Jupiter.
Mandatory Disclosure: Dev sent us keys via Curator Connect
Launch/Looks/Sounds/Control
- On the 3060 at 2160p this guy was hoving in the high 70’s on 11.
- I mean, it should, not much going on here.
- Detects the controller but that’s due to Steam and the movement is spastic and no way to adjust that in-game.
- Keyboard and mouse get the job done.
- Menu needs some work since some important options are in the bottom right of the screen.
- Block rotation is a bit of a PITA.
Fun?
- Last week we agreed this was Talos on a budget and 60 minutes into the game, yeah.
- The puzzle mechanic consists of two things.
- Blocks + laser and that slidey thing to unlock containers.
- The puzzles are alright but it’s missing the thing that made Talos and Portal interesting.
- That constant “wtf is going on here” that’s slowly dished out by the mysterious overload watching the mouse in a trap.
- I thought something neat was going to happen when I had the bits for the first part of the moon-glyph shape selector.
- Nope. More puzzles.
- If all you care about is solving puzzles and can overlook the less than stellar block rotation mechanic it might be worth a look.
- If you’re looking for some story to go along with that, well, look elsewhere.
- Consider making a demo.
Launch/Looks/Sounds/Control
- Launches OOTB
- Holds 120+ @UHD
- Hey look graphical options
- Speaking of, they’re pretty basic 3d graphics. Which is fine cuz it’s a puzzle game. As long as the puzzle pieces are good and clear, we’re gravy
- The soundtrack is okay, but I would’ve preferred a lighter touch.
- No cloud saves and no controller support.
- You can totally play it on the deck if you go through the trouble of mapping all the keybindings
Fun?
- Ow my Brian
- That’s the sound of a good puzzle game
- It’s a mix of pretty easy sliding blockpuzzles, which are your rewards for the talos principle laser puzzles
- There’s a collectathon going and Clearly there’s some backtracking once you start unlocking codes for the mysterious combination lock in the hub
- Yeah, level 5 shows you what the game is really about
- Multi-phase puzzles where you need to make the most out of an absolute bare minimum resources
Launch/Looks/Sounds/Control
- Launches out of the box, on the Desktop and the Deck
- No controller support so it correctly defaults Steam Input to mouse and keyboard on the Deck.
- Holds 144 at 2560×1440 and respects the refresh rate settings with both VSync and the built in frame limiter.
- I shouldn’t be applauding that as this is expected behavior, but seeing as the majority of the games we throw chairs at still haven’t figured that out I will.
- The graphics are not here to blow your mind, they’re here to convey what you need to puzzle your way into progressively more elaborate space stations.
- The soundtrack made me open the credits because I immediately recognized 2 of the background tracks.
- Kevin McLeod is omnipresent these days.
Fun?
- Do you like the Sokoban block sliding puzzles?
- Did you enjoy the laser puzzles in The Talos Principle?
- Did you maybe wish those laser puzzles had any actual challenge to them rather than artificially padding the time needed to complete them with bullshit?
- I think you’ll like Photon Engineer.
- From level 5 the puzzles become deceptive.
- Some lead you to overcomplicate from the start and you fuck yourself over and others seem so very simple, which then turns out to not be the case at all.
- I got some Myst series vibes from the way you’re just dropped in and the only tutorial you get is on movement.
- Everything else you gotta figure out for yourself.
- I like that.
- Too much text on screen and that notification message is really annoying in the way it takes up a 5th of the screen front and center.
- There’s a reason most games put those up or down in one of the corners.
Verdict:
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