Ceiling Steam watches you masturbate? Humble goes to eleven, FTL goes full-metal time vampire, and something about Strife. Then we throw the chairs at Guacamelee. All this, plus your hate mail.
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Steam
- http://www.ghacks.net/2014/02/16/steams-vac-protection-now-scans-ans-transfers-dns-cache/
- http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1y70ej/valve_vac_and_trust/
- http://steamcommunity.com/gid/103582791434796278#announcements/detail/1388536798011573997
- http://www.reddit.com/r/linux_gaming/comments/1y0k0u/paranautical_activity_devs_say_it_is_steams_fault/
- http://store.steampowered.com/app/264160/
- http://store.steampowered.com/app/264280/
News
- https://www.humblebundle.com
- http://strife.com/
- http://www.ftlgame.com/?p=647
- http://rootgamer.com/10024/demo-2/download-paragon-evolved-demo
- http://www.indiedb.com/games/arena-of-heroes
- http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/12/20/mx-vs-atv-supercross-coming-in-2014
- http://wiki.flightgear.org/Bombable
Review
Feedback
Colour key: Venn Jordan Pedro
Steam News:
Steam’s VAC protection now scans and transfers your DNS cache
http://www.ghacks.net/2014/02/16/steams-vac-protection-now-scans-ans-transfers-dns-cache/
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Now /w damage control goodness
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http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/1y70ej/valve_vac_and_trust/
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At the end of the day Valve is doing sneaky shite because there is a kernel level market for hacks.
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It’s Valve, they’re a big corporation. Of course they do sneaky things.
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As long as they keep providing a decent service I’ll keep using their things, just like Google.
In Home Streaming to support hardware encoding
http://steamcommunity.com/gid/103582791434796278#announcements/detail/1388536798011573997
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Whar linux to linux streaming!
Paranautical Activity devs say it is Steam’s fault
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Goddamn communists! If it weren’t for them, I’d get my game published on steam!!!11
WazHack
http://store.steampowered.com/app/264160/
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Oh look another android game.
99 Levels To Hell
http://store.steampowered.com/app/264280/
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Good luck sorting the controls
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A wild Unity devel appears https://plus.google.com/102766862318438263839/posts/S6zy81hVUFw
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News:
HIB 11
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“Please note: Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams is currently available for Windows. Mac and Linux versions will be available later this year.”
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^ slipped that in
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Having fun /w Guacamelee! Gold Edition
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Holy crap! Only one game I already own!
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^ same
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Strife Closed beta
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64-bit only
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I have to note that their website design is much better than your typical linux game fodder
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Waiting on Feb 28 to try this sucker out
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Never did get an invite, but if it’s 64bit only then I suppose I don’t mind.
FTL updates
http://www.ftlgame.com/?p=647.
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Le Drool
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Seriously though, why an ipad port? Android first man! ANDROID!
Paragon Evolved
http://rootgamer.com/10024/demo-2/download-paragon-evolved-demo
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Unity Quake 3 in a Tron suit
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Demo starts, menu interaction is fine.
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No ability to change key bindings
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The demo freezes for me whenever the window is in focus, in game.
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If I change focus to another window it seems to run perfectly fine. It’s when I try to interact with it that it throws a hissy fit.
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Arena of Heroes
http://www.indiedb.com/games/arena-of-heroes
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Turn based moba? Tickles my interest. Will have to fart around with it
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….And Its basically turn based LOL. I don’t really know what I expected
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MX vs ATV Supercross Coming in 2014
http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/12/20/mx-vs-atv-supercross-coming-in-2014
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Yes, please!
Bombable: a FlightGear-based combat flight simulation
http://wiki.flightgear.org/Bombable
Scale:
– Nooope
– Not sure if want
– Check it out
– Shutupandtakemymonies
Game: Guacamelee Gold Edition
Webzone: guacamelee.com
Devel: DrinkBox Studios
Engine: DrinkBox Engine (developed in-house)
Price: $14.99/€13.99
Wazzat:”Metroid-vania style action-platformer set in a magical Mexican inspired world. The game draws its inspiration from traditional Mexican culture and folklore, and features many interesting and unique characters.”
Makes with the working
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Couch co-op works without issue, although you have to hit the respawn orb thingy
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Shiny / Sounds
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Bitchin’ soundtrack is bitchin’
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I liked the art style but fell in love when it was brought to my attention that it could cause fk mothering seizures \:D/
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Knocking it a chair the decided lack of children
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The soundtrack is pretty awesome
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Shank in a full metroidvania outfit.
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None of the gritty stuff
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It’s all colorful and cheery
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Background music compliments the visuals perfectly
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Control
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Where Shank and Mark of the Ninja fell short, Guacamelee succeeded.
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Tight and responsive controls paired with an out-of-the-box working PS2 Dual Shock can only mean one thing…
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FUN
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Pacing is spot on. Really, piss me off just enough and I keep coming back.
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Most modern games are just too easy
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Little disappointed the chickens don’t try to kill you after turning red. Pollo Loco indeed
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Gotta love Luchadores
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On the first go, it sucked me in for over an hour without me even realising it.
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It’s like Shank and Dust: An Elysian Tale got drunk in some random mexican bar and this was their dumpster baby.
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At least it doesn’t take itself seriously. Unlike the aforementioned two.
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Random pop culture references are actually pretty mild and, considering the general tone of the game, well placed.
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It does prey on the mexican stereotype to get some cheap laughs, but it does so successfully.
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Have to duck it a chair because, like most metroidvania games, it resorts to having you backtrack like some obsessive compulsive lunatic in order to squeeze some extra game time.
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Final –
Hate Mail:
NSFW
http://slexy.org/view/s21qKX6BIf
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So you admit we’re entertaining.
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That NoX guy has been on my automatic downvote list for a while.
Shiny
http://slexy.org/view/s2UG1Xb2V9
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ContentID
Papo yo, yo
http://slexy.org/view/s2VtYipItB
- You might want to sit down for this. That’s 9000% us.