This week your intrepid heroes embrace their inner QWOP, leak memory, and giggle?
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Game: Dumb arse bike game (Motorbike)
Webzone: http://store.steampowered.com/app/343120/
Devel: baKno Games
Engine: Unity
Price: $/€ 4.99
Wazzat: A casual bike skills game full of action and real physics dynamics. Motorbike comes with 100 original tracks, thousands of online tracks and a track editor to create your own tracks and share with other players.
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- Some days I wonder why I still keep a swap partition.
- Thursday was not that day.
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- This thing is a giant memory leak
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- There is a memory leak, certain levels just outright crash the game
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Shiny / Sounds
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- The sounds are complete rubbish
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- The sound crackles and pops like crazy
- The bike sounds like someone recorded the engine noise with their cellphone
- Graphics are about as stock as stock Unity graphics get
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Control
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- Fucking shitty android ports
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FUN
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- This game gave me cancer
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- It’s so bad, at one point I lost my shit and just started laughing maniacally
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