ChairQAsition: Albion Online

Your intrepid heroes provide the quality assurance that should have been done in the first place. Albion Online faces the ChairQAsition!

CHAIRQASITION:
CHAIR– Nooope

CHAIRCHAIR– Not sure if want

CHAIRCHAIRCHAIR– Check it out

CHAIRCHAIRCHAIRCHAIR– Shutupandtakemymonies


Game: Albion Online
Webzone: Albion_Online
Devel: Sandbox Interactive GmbH
Engine: Unity
Price: £21.95 / US$29.95 / CA$40.95 (Talk about regional pricing!)

Wazzat: Albion Online is a fantasy sandbox MMORPG featuring a player-driven economy, classless combat system, and intense PvP battles. Explore a vast open world full of danger and opportunity. Grow your wealth, forge alliances, and leave your mark on the world of Albion.

Mandatory Disclosure: Pennywise bought us copies


Makes with the working

Venn- CHAIR

Jordan-CHAIRCHAIR

  • I ran into the exact same issue Venn did. The “solution” of using the patched client didn’t work.
  • However, there is a flatpak version that does
  • I checked, the steam version and the paid version have different licenses.
  • There isn’t a way to transfer accounts from steam to standalone and vice versa
  • So I went and spent 40 bucks for the base game.
  • Cuz I’m mildy attached to you guys.

Pedro-CHAIRCHAIRCHAIRCHAIR

  • Worked out of the box here.
  • Holds 60 at UHD.
  • The Steam version also picked up on my old beta account and gave me access to my character from then.

Total-CHAIRCHAIR


Shiny / Sounds

Venn-CHAIRN/A

Jordan-CHAIRCHAIR

  • These are some mid-2000s ass sprites
  • Everything looks distinct enough, I guess. I can tell different types of trees apart. John Cleese would be proud
  • There is some music. I’d be hard pressed to tell you what I thought about it as it sort of drifted into the background of my fugue state

Pedro-CHAIRCHAIRCHAIR

  • Low poly cell shaded graphics.
  • The music is sparse and non intrusive.
  • If I had to pick at the nits I’d say it’s hard to tell things apart.
  • All the stores are some combination of brown and grey.
  • You will lose track of your character regardless.
  • Enemies run up to you until they’re occupying the same physical space as your character.
  • All in all, it’s not terrible.

Total-CHAIRCHAIR


Control

Venn-CHAIRN/A

Jordan-CHAIRCHAIRCHAIR

  • Pathfinding in this game can eabod
  • I’m with pedro. I too’d like to see a rotating camera.

Pedro-CHAIRCHAIRCHAIRCHAIR

  • The only complaint I have in controls is the lack of a rotating camera.
  • But, and this is a really nice plump butt, the game takes the fixed position camera and makes it really easy to keep track of where you came from and where you need to go.
  • It’s not a pointless gimmicky limitation, it’s a design choice.

Total-CHAIRCHAIR


FUN

Venn-CHAIRN/A

Jordan-CHAIRCHAIR

  • I never really got into runescape back in the day.
  • I had a lot of friends who played it, and they seemed to like it, but I couldn’t really grok it
  • Age hasn’t given me the ability to appreciate these sorts of games
  • You run around, gather resources, kill villagers, fulfil quotas to unlock gear in order to fulfil more quotas to unlock better gear
  • I’m down for a grindfest, but this has to be the right kind of grinding. Like diving through horrible dungeon after dungeon or making cute monsters fight for my amusement
  • This does neither. Select an thing, and wait. Sometimes you press a button or click on other things. There’s not really all that much getting me invested here

Pedro- CHAIRCHAIRCHAIR

  • It’s an MMO.
  • It’s an MMO from the Runescape school of MMOs.
  • But unlike the inspiration it wears on its sleeve, it’s not boring as all fuck
  • Quite the opposite.
  • Now, don’t get me wrong. This isn’t the best MMO out there, imnsho.
  • That’s still Neverwinter Online.
  • But if it weren’t for the over-reliance in the crafting and basically ensuring you fucking have to do menial fucking chores to get better loot, this would actually be a very good MMO.
  • As it is, it’s still good. But there’s enough grinding going on here to make the average night club look like it respects your personal space.

Total-CHAIR


Final –CHAIR

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