L.G.C. |Reviews| — Drunken Robot Pornography

This week your intrepid heroes have some drinks, watch a bit of pr0n, and molest a robot.


Scale:

– Nooope

– Not sure if want

– Check it out

– Shutupandtakemymonies


Game: Drunken Robot Pornography

Webzone: http://www.dejobaan.com/drunken/

Devel: Dejobaan Games

Engine: Unity

Price: $14.99/€10.99

Wazzat: Bullet-hell, boss-battle, first-person shooter, with giant-robots, martinis and jetpacks. YES. Drink the cocktails. Fight the titans. Make your own Titans. Drink your friend’s cocktails.


Makes with the working

V- 

  • Nothing, nada, zero problemo.

J-

P-

  • Instead of one config file (~/.config/unity3d/Dejobaan Games, LLC/Drunken Robot Pornography/prefs) you have two (the second one being in the game’s SteamApps folder). So when the game starts cocking up with the extended desktop resolution I have to edit 2 different files to fix it.

  • This game is completely buggy on my end.

  • Lo and behold, this is what the level selection looks like for me!


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Shiny / Sounds

V-

  • Unity can do quasi-cell shaded graphics well. This takes advantage of that ..in spades.

  • Nothing here will blow out your eye pussies but the textures are clean and the big boss thingys are well done.

  • The soundtrack can eat a bag of dicks.

  • The weapon sounds are flaccid as P-man in a room of hot ladies.

J-

P-

  • Resolution cock-ups and Unity-tastic graphics.

  • I didn’t hate the voice-acting!


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Control

V-

  • I’ve had more than one human rage-quit while using my desktop. I enjoy a stupid high sensitivity.

  • Honestly, you need it in a game like this.

J-

  • Holy Mouse sensitivity batman

P-

  • Mouse sensitivity is far too twitchy even at the lowest setting

  • You know how if you hold the left click the gun just shoots continuously? For me it only shoots like once a second.


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FUN

V-

  • I rather enjoy this game but it makes me feel the olds.

  • I can keep up /w difficulty on 11 but I’m exhausted after a few rounds.

  • Welcome to 30 motherfu*kers!

  • Loses a chair because I was killed to death more than once from not being able to distinguish enemies from the background.

J-

  • This game bored me after 10 minutes

P-

  • I’ve used the shooting spit balls out of a straw analogy before, but this is just getting ridiculous.

  • For me it’s completely broken and downright unplayable. It gets 1 chair because we don’t give out 0.


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