This week your intrepid heroes have some drinks, watch a bit of pr0n, and molest a robot.
Scale:
– Nooope
– Not sure if want
– Check it out
– Shutupandtakemymonies
Game: Drunken Robot Pornography
Webzone: http://www.dejobaan.com/drunken/
Devel: Dejobaan Games
Engine: Unity
Price: $14.99/€10.99
Wazzat: Bullet-hell, boss-battle, first-person shooter, with giant-robots, martinis and jetpacks. YES. Drink the cocktails. Fight the titans. Make your own Titans. Drink your friend’s cocktails.
Makes with the working
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Nothing, nada, zero problemo.
J-
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Instead of one config file (~/.config/unity3d/Dejobaan Games, LLC/Drunken Robot Pornography/prefs) you have two (the second one being in the game’s SteamApps folder). So when the game starts cocking up with the extended desktop resolution I have to edit 2 different files to fix it.
This game is completely buggy on my end.
Lo and behold, this is what the level selection looks like for me!
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Shiny / Sounds
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Unity can do quasi-cell shaded graphics well. This takes advantage of that ..in spades.
Nothing here will blow out your eye pussies but the textures are clean and the big boss thingys are well done.
The soundtrack can eat a bag of dicks.
The weapon sounds are flaccid as P-man in a room of hot ladies.
J-
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Resolution cock-ups and Unity-tastic graphics.
I didn’t hate the voice-acting!
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Control
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I’ve had more than one human rage-quit while using my desktop. I enjoy a stupid high sensitivity.
Honestly, you need it in a game like this.
J-
Holy Mouse sensitivity batman
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Mouse sensitivity is far too twitchy even at the lowest setting
You know how if you hold the left click the gun just shoots continuously? For me it only shoots like once a second.
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FUN
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I rather enjoy this game but it makes me feel the olds.
I can keep up /w difficulty on 11 but I’m exhausted after a few rounds.
Welcome to 30 motherfu*kers!
Loses a chair because I was killed to death more than once from not being able to distinguish enemies from the background.
J-
This game bored me after 10 minutes
P-
I’ve used the shooting spit balls out of a straw analogy before, but this is just getting ridiculous.
For me it’s completely broken and downright unplayable. It gets 1 chair because we don’t give out 0.
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